I it take back, the best things in life are not free. I have just had my TV license bill through the door. Those BBC gits want even more cash from me just so they can afford to pay for more awful programming. I will begrudgingly be paying as I dont want the baliff round again.

However I shall be sending a letter along with my payment. It shall read something along the lines of
"Dear Sir, or madam.
I am begrudingly sending you the payment for my TV license. I would, though like to point out that I find myself watching more and more of non BBC channels due to the fact that the beeb do not seem to have grabbed the reality gameshow genre of programming yet, and also do not show Trisha extra "lie-detector"
Due to this I believe I should really qualify for some kind of discount but understand from your paperwork that this is not possible. In light of this could I please ask that you ensure that none of my money is put towards the funding of a further series of "The Catherine Tate show". I feel that as a comedy programme this proves that the BBC has lost touch with its audience and only futher supports the arguement that women are indeed just not purposly funny ever, if at all. Yours sincerelly Mr T Hogan"

Other thing best things in life that are not free are; CDs, Electricity, Cheese, Fire blankets, Swingball, Tea, DVDs (rented or otherwise), Belts, Watches and quality Footwear to name but a few.