If it was not for pension day I would not go out at all this time of year. If it isn't enough that I have to camp out for a whole night in my flat because of those blackmailing kids wrapped in bog roll, I now seem to have to endure bloomin' fireworks every night. If the state of play round here is anything to go by Guy Fawkes didn't try to blow up parliament on the 5th , he tried every bloody nite from November the 1st onwards.
I blame TV myself, gone are the days when adverts would scare people from fireworks by showing a child burning their face off with a sparkler, come to think of it what happened to those ads, the ones were a lad would through his Frisbee in the power station next to his house and then come to a horrid end when he goes to fetch it.
No wonder the kids of today are so bloody usless and rude. They need to have the fear of god put into them at least once a week in my book, either that or they should be put in the army.
However on the positive all this staying in has meant I have played a lot of Tiger Woods on the Playstation, I am now the tour champion and have a few new tricks to try out when the pitch and putt opens up again.
For some reason I have been getting emails from the Labour party all bloody week, why I dont know, I think Tony would be better off watching his back at the moment instead of spamming my inbox. I give it till Feb for Gordon to have done a Brutus on him. I may even pop to the bookies.