Today has been frought with confusion. Firstly I received some post that told me that I had won not one Smart Car but two Smart cars. It said that I had personally been picked from hundreds of others to win not one Smart car but two Smart cars. I read on and all I had to do was return the form to win not one Smart car but two Smart cars. Obviously I knew there was a catch and yes they wanted some cash. This is not why I am confused. I am confused as to why I would want to win not one Smart car but two Smart cars. I mean I would only be able to get a parking permit for one Smart car anyway. So why would they hand pick me out of hundreds to win not one Smart car but two Smart cars. Surely if you hand pick someone you at least make sure they want the prize. Also if someone is handpicked in a competition does that mean the contest is a fix and that they have therefore cheated to win. I think so.
Add to this initial confusion the fact that when I was on the Ticketmaster website earlier I saw that Alexander O'Neil was on tour. This has completly thrown me as I was under the impression he had died with in the last year. I was sure that I woke up one morning, heard the news of his death on the radio then later discussed it with that young fella with the big head at the bus stop. Dont get me wrong I dont wish Mr O'Neil to be dead, in fact I love his clothes and think that Hearsay is a fantastic album for long journeys. However I have vivid memories of the news of his death.
As you can imagine I am now very confused. I had always thought senial dementia was made up and was actually an excuse for old people to mess about and eat a lot of cake. I bet this is a side effect from that bloomin' flu jab.